Client hands in his “Print Ready” artwork on a thumb drive. It was a powerpoint document that was in no way “Print Ready.” When I told him this, he replied
Client: What do you mean? It is print ready. See, open the document.
I open the document.
Client: Now go to File. Then Print. Moron.
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congrats Kobe Bryant
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random shit….. from my tweets
now, i’m about to post some random tweets i just made on my twitter page. if this is in anyway insirational to you, let me know. re-blog or something. :)
right now…. the most valuable thing i can possess is peace of mind.
i’d gladly take peace of mind over financial success
what does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul in the process?
peace of mind cannot be bought even with all the riches in the world
but a man with a stable mind frame, a good heart and good intentions can easily gain many many riches. riches beyond his wildest dreams
its sad how people can sometimes place emphasis on the insignificant things in life
i’d GLADLY take peace of mind over infinite wealth
a man can have all the money in the world but without a stable mindset he will lose all his riches in half the time it took him to earn it
it’s important to understand your purpose in life and have a clear idea of how to achieve your goals without compromising your principles
achieving all your deepest desires in life without principle is meaningless. never compromise your dignity to gain material wealth
the best way to succeed in life is to derive the most efficient path towards your dreams
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Let’s be friends!
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Client: So unlimited calling… How many minutes is that?
Me: Unlimited m’am.
Client: But how many minutes is it? I don’t want to go over…
Me: Don’t worry m’am, it’s an unlimited amount, so you don’t have to pay for minutes.
Client: No minutes?! Then why is it $45?!
GLENROY!!!!! JEEZAS CRISE @Glenroy001
